Horny + Hungry = Horngry!

Every island volcano exists between two extremes: the instant gratification of consuming a virgin in their lava center and create a long lasting meaningful relationship based on respect, empathy, and slow burning fulfillment. Ever the phallic object the volcano usually takes the quick n’ easy.

But they always promise to call the next day.

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