Medicinal Stipulations

Author’s Note: based on a true story I brought a lovely pinata to a birthday party as a prop. When the scavenging (and probably low-blood sugar) guests spotted the paper-mache masterpiece they hissed and crowded around demanding its demise. To which I quoted it was diabetic and couldn’t have candy. Somehow this reasoning was sufficient.

TLDR: 9/10 proctologists recommend a steady diet of pinatas

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