Mann quit it!

Think about it: the life of the average mannequin is the definition of vapid. Constantly changing clothing styles to the latest hot trend, being out on display soaking in public attention, and fondled by store employees. Could a real healthy relationship emerge from that sort of lifestyle? 

Bonus: for more mannequins relations see our short the 50,000 Mann.

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